Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton are back at it again.  They were caught having a bitch fight at Timbaland’s pre-Grammy party at club Avalon in LA. Both chicks were at the party hoping that Timbaland would help them resurrect their non-existent singing careers.

Lohan arrived first and made her way to the super-producer, but when she saw Paris had arrived and was trying to steal Timbaland’s attention away from her, that’s when the claws came out.

Lindsay yelled “What the hell is that bitch doing here? I didn’t know she was on the list.” Hilton shot back with “F**k off you bitch!”  These two certainly know how to keep it classy, don’t they?  A source at the party describes the scene:

Lindsay arrived at the party first. She made a beeline for the hit producer… and waved at him wildly over the barriers. Then Paris strolled in surrounded by a massive entourage and took up a seat directly opposite Li-Lo - and far closer to Timba. Clocking her rival, Lindsay began fluffing up her hair extensions and launched into verbal attack. After her outburst she flounced past Paris, giving the hotel heirhead a death stare. And taking a huge swig of Red Bull, she made her move - clambering over a sofa towards her prey. Not to be outdone, nimble Paris hurdled a barrier and flung herself at him first.

Timbaland for his part was not impressed.  He just walked away from these two and completely ignored them.  Hopefully they get the hint now that they should never ever ever make another album ever again.  But considering it’s these two, I’m sure they’ll find another sleazy producer to sleep work with.

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Lily Allen’s new talk show hit a big setback when audience members walked out of the first taping.  Approximately 1/3 of the audience, which was made up of Allen’s online “friends” left before taping was over because they felt the show was boring.

One of the fans who walked out said: “Everyone really, really wanted it to work for Lily. She is such a lovely person but all the jokes fell flat and she seemed very nervous. It just did not work.

“I do think she’s got a nice voice but she didn’t sing at all. I think everyone was expecting she would.”

At the taping, Allen interviewed Cuba Gooding Jr., comedian David Mitchell and the band Reverend and the Makers.  While she was interviewing Mitchell, she forgot her questions, and began ranting about people gossiping about her on the internet.

“It was terrible. Even David Mitchell had to remind her not to criticise the very people who would be watching the show.”

Another guest said: “We were all told when to clap and laugh but a lot of people, including me, were very uncomfortable. Much of the humour was very limp.”

I wonder who thought it was a good idea to give Lily Allen her own show?  Even I could’ve told you that Lily Allen’s show would bomb, and I’m not television expert by any means.  All she does is talk trash about other people, and that gets old very quickly.  Well at least she’s got her music to fall back on.

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Amy Winehouse won five awards at last night’s Grammy Awards: Record of the Year, Song of the Year, Best New Artist, Best Pop Vocal Album, Best Female Vocal Performance. I was a bit disappointed that Amy Winehouse did not perform at the actual Grammy Awards, but she still rocked it out anyways. It was a bit endearing to see her so shocked and near tears when she learned she won Record of the Year.

The Spice Girls taped a message to their fans explaining why they are canceling the rest of their world tour. They sound so sincere! It reminds me of sitting in the principal’s office and trying to explain why you’ve been skipping school. They probably just got sick of each other. That and low ticket sales.

So did Conan O’Brien or Stephen Colbert create presidential candidate Mike Huckabee? That question finally got settled in this clip. Sort of. I won’t give it away, but Conan got his ass kicked. Well, they all did actually. Check it out, it’s pretty funny.